February 2011
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Advice From Somewhere
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
When you say, “I love you,” mean it.
When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married
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Tracy Chapman - Change
If you knew that you...
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OMG Indeed
OMG - just sent email to a v grand public person & ended “Sending all my love” by mistyped & iPhone word-guessed “sending all my lube” :0
(Via Stephen Fry on Twitter)
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson Go on A Camping...
After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” exclaims Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, astronomically, it tells me that...
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Anybody who thinks they know what awkward is
Hasn’t tried talking to somebody on the phone with a mouthful of peanut butter.
*phone rings*
Me: Hewwoo?
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Amf eaftimg.
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“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power...”
– Groucho Marx
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You Guys Know What is Weird?
The empty oh-fuck-no-that-did-not-just-happen feeling you get, when you’re watching a new movie and one of your favorite actors is in it, and just dies very, very quickly. Like a very unjustified death.
Seriously. Not much is more annoying than pining after a water logged corpse.
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So a "Hypothetical" Storm is Approaching
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Basically the article on yahoo says “scientists” believe California could be struck by a superstorm. 10ft of water. Floods. Some of the idiots in the comment section are saying it’s the beginning of 2012. Actually it’s the beginning of 2011…and it’s winter. We’re bound to get a lot more rain than they show in the movies.
I’m not scared....
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The Beatles - With a Little Help From My Friends
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“Men always want to be a woman’s first love - women like to be a...”
– Oscar Wilde
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