Emily. 18. Disengaged from life. I thought about using the word 'existence' just then but figured it would sound too much like I spend my spare time jerking off to Camus. But I do like books and movies and old (sometimes dead) men. I drink a lot of coffee and spend a lot of time staring at the ceiling. I dunno. I'm happier than I seem. I find it funny when people get offended. Actually I find people funny. That's it. That's the joke - if you are reading this you are a punchline. Unless of course you're a cat, in which case congratulations on learning to read and might I suggest some T.S. Eliot?